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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:26am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:30am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:14am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:13am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:41am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:28am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:48am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:44am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:20pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:09pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:24pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:31am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:18am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:19am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:20am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:15am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:55am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:36am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:34am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:28pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:48am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:42am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:22am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:38am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 3:06am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:57am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:43am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 4:54am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:00am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:48am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:51am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:40am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 4:49am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:08am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:01am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:00am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:56am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:10am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:45am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:16am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:27am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 1:50am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 6:44am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 5:21am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 3:38am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:40am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:14am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:42am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:58am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:58am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:33am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:18am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:42am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:47am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 11:10am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:21am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 3:51am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:27am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:29am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 4:39am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:02am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:36am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 3:09am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:38am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:59am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 4:16am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 4:26am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 3:59am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 4:08am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 12:59pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:11pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:05pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:23pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:17pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:26pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 11:58am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 11:48am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 11:46am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 11:53am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 11:56am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 12:03pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 1:48pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 11:27am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 12:20pm



BFF

Lick a friend

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.