Halfway through the game he admitted he was a smurf then started to try, he said If I wanted to win the game I had to send him a picture of me with whip cream on my nipples, beware of this guy he is a pedophile

You log onto steam, preparing to launch counter strike, when suddenly, you look up to the top right hand corner of your screen and see the green glow of a brand-spanking-new notification. You click on it, hoping for a trade offer, or friend invite, but all you see is a comment on your profile. This is that comment. You tear up, realizing that you got bamboozeled with ferocity. You never communicate again for fear of another bamboozeling.

I lost my virginity to a guy who wasn't circumcised. Not a big deal, but he was a virgin too. A couple minutes in, he thrusted a little hard, and it forced his foreskin back, ripping it from the base of the head back. It started bleeding profusely.

He ended up having to go to the hospital and getting five or six stitches in his ♥♥♥♥, which resulted in an inch-long scar. They say you never forget your first time...and he sure as ♥♥♥♥ never will.

Smell the Pain - Confucious 2017

Smell the Pain

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.