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Your stepdad

"Shogun 2 is my favorite total war by far" - Bernie Sanders

I'm a huge magic fan, but the game is just bad. Not only have they removed many features from the game, they also made the packs incredibly hard to get and they reduced the pack size to six. Who the ♥♥♥♥ thought it was a good idea to go back to fallen empires with 2 less cards! This lack of cards makes decks insainly inconsisntant and literally makes it pay to win.(you can purchase packs for money at a very unreasonable price for six cards a pack, about $2 each)

Don't play it.
Just go download cockatrice, or mtgo, or just go outside and play real life magic, they're all better alternatives(yes, mtgo is better than this)

Worst Duels game yet

Made me quit my job and become a stripper, 12/10

This taught me to love again, 11/10.

One of the best games I have ever had the pleasure of playing.

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