Recent reviews by Autistic Aquarius

If you don't want to try this game because of the blocky voxel graphics, then bugger off, this game ain't for graphics snobs who refuse to play a game unless it's 8K a-bazillion-frames-per-second so-realistic-it-literally-looks-just-like-real-life.
This game... is for those who seek a thrill. It's for those who delight in digital violence. For those who wanna rock someone's $&#%. The ones with a desire to dive into a good scrap that an Ork would be proud of.
If you like a good FIGHT, then give this a go. You want a good THRILL? Dive in. You love seeing fists fly, blood splatter, bones break, faces get torn asunder?! Come on in... ...and start painting the town red.

Delicious match-3 nostalgiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Even if you don't like match-3 games, I still recommend it, and that's not just my nostalgia bias talking.
It's genuinely really enjoyable, and there's something about the sound design that's just MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOD SHET, 10 OUTTA 10, AND IT'S ONLY 5 'MURICA DOLLARS AND A FEW CENTS AFTER THE TAX. I genuinely believe you are doing yourself a disservice by not getting this game.

become gobbo.
clean trinkets.
assemble trinkets sometimes. trinket megazord.
*sell* le trinkets for MONEYZ
what's da moneyz for? better tools and also making your lil' living space *even more cozy*
no time crunch. no corporate execs bearing down on you. just a friendly boss who refuses to be considered your boss and endlessly patient endless customers.
is nice :3

Congratulations, VRChat. You've unleashed a new kind of stupid. A damage you can't undo kind of stupid, an "open all the cages in the zoo" kind of stupid. You really didn't think this through- truly stupid.
Let's review: you took a program full of huge flaws which most people knew, shoved it into the game and made it a huge heap of poo.
Now we're leaving in droves, our middle fingers all raised high! You've ruined your game- this is likely where VRChat dies.
So yeah, congratulations.

This game... is just REALLY BLEEPING GOOD.
Gameplay? Is gud. Ya diggy-diggy, ya shoot big scary bugs that wanna eat your face, and your everything else for that matter, and sometimes you're shooting robots too, ya diggy-diggy some MOAR, the dialogue is funny, the EVERYTHING design is wonderful, the gameplay loop barely ever gets old, the community is chill AF, it's just really enjoyable!
The sound? Is very gud. All the music is great! :D All the bugs sound properly EUGH, the dwarves sound, well, like you'd expect a bunch of dwarves to sound, the gun sounds are MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOD SHET, and just... it just sounds so freakin' good!
The weapons? Very gud, very fun to use. Wanna unleash MOAAAAAR DAKKAAAAAAA? Would you like a minigun, an autocannon, some SMGs, some assault rifles, or a GUIDED MISSILE LAUNCHER? Wanna take aim and land precise shots? Say hello to the Scout's M1000 Classic, a.k.a. M1 Garand SPACE EDITION. AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE, IT JUST KEEPS GIVING! Please, PLEASEEEEEE, give this game a try.

Do I absolutely love this game? Ohhhhh yes. I'd never have the effort, attention span, or patience or anything of the sort to do this stuff in real life, but there's just something so relaxing about doing it in a game...
That being said, I do have a complaint: LET US MOW THE YARDS OF THE NON-GARDEN DLC HOMES, FROZEN DISTRICT! Those tall grass-filled yards I can never mow are gonna drive me up the freakin' wall...

It's a big new area to clean up, and there's sharks with frickin' laser beams. What more do you need?

leaf blowing is love
leaf blowing is life
blow your leaves away
blow the neighbor's leaves away
blow the leaves of non-existence away
blow the leaves of a higher plane of existence away
discover what your neighbor does for a living
express shock over an idle game about shoving leaves around with pressurized air having lore
s*itpost in the reviews about the game
continue to enjoy leaf blower revolution
express confusion over whether or not you should check "check this box if you received this product for free" since the game is free