Recent reviews by Asky

I've been playing this game since the very beginning, and just when I thought I couldn't be any more saved, I find myself saved even more.

I am a very saved chumbud.

So anyway this game will ruin your life and all your friends will forget you because they're also addicted to playing this game. You should play it too. 10/10, stream Sparks.

Game good. Plz play. Recommened by an Orca, a Gremlin, a Phoenix, and a pirate cosplayer

Bought and played semi-blind because I couldn't stay to watch a shark play for the whole stream. Don't regret it one bit, 11/10 best impulse buy ever.

Some of these missions are hard as hell. Learnt to swear in German to make failures less angry... or more. Not sure which yet. Also learnt how durable PS4 controlers are. The answer is "very".

12/10 would burst an anurysm again.

UPDATE: Once you find your... zen isn't the right word, but your zen, and the combination that just WORKS for whatever mission you're trying to do, the game becomes exponentially less anger-inducing

Still extremely hard, but at least you know it's your own damn fault.

I expected a fun, adorable platformer. What I got was a fun, adorable love letter to Paper Mario and Undertale wrapped in a love song to Banjo Kazooie. The controls are tight, and perfectly suited to a controller, the music is amazing even beyond Grant Kirkhope standards, and it's beautifully made.

20/10 would put onions in my face during the ending.

Started playing, have since been declared missing, and then dead. Not sure why I actually stopped to learn that fact.

100/10 would be torn between waifus again.

You ever watch a horror/slasher movie and just wish that the killer would murder those damn stupid teenagers already? Or just want to kill every alleged "hero" in one because they are too stupid to live and don't deserve your oxygen despite not actually being real?

If so, this is the game for you.

If you thought Friday the 13th was legitimately scary... play Minesweeper instead

Attempted the first level. After failing over 9000 time I punched a hold in my screen. 11/10, would punch my computer to death again.

Started a bidding war between the other three, then through sheer dumb luck secured the most profitable plot in that area. 10/10, would ruin the environment through global warming again

Okay, yes the selling point is the boobs, but I, being ace, get nothing out of them, so I actually bought it for the game. Also this review applies for the school girl version as well, just replace "boobs" with "tiny mini-skirts"

I'm a pretty avid fan of Cantonese-rules mahjong, and this game is pretty similar. However, I cannot recommend this game unless you already have at least a basic understanding of how to play the game - because this game just dumps you in there like a crazed scout leader, and if you don't know what you're doing, you'll lose quickly before you figure out how to play.

The game does toss you a few life-rings here and there, however. It will prompt you if you can call to pick up, or declare preparedness (it makes sense in context), and it will auto-sort. It won't let you move the cards around manually though - most won't mind that, but I, and the guy from Hong Kong who taught me how to play, often depend on doing that, so yeah...

The rules are actually extremely varied too - you can set all sorts of rules, such as your starting bank, what bonus cards are active, and even certain melds and hands. For a simple execution, it's very detailed in its guts.

The camera angle is stupid - set it to over-head or you'll miss what's being discarded - also, you can't ever see the whole table, so you need to move it around - it's not difficult, but it's very annoying to have to continuously do

And yeah, the boobs. ...If the reason you're buying this is to look lewdly at girls, I'd recommend getting something different. Go troll tsumino or something.