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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 11:42pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 11:52pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:12am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 11:53pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:06am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:02am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 12:11pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:13pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:16pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 12:08pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:28am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:22am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 11:42pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 12:59pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:20am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 11:45pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 9:36am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,402 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
29,184 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
12,788 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,782 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.