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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 12:03pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 5:51am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 8:09am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 8:07am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 7:07am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 7:25am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 2:00am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 12:36pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 7:06am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 8:45am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 5:09am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 4:49am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2016 @ 7:07am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2016 @ 4:24am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 11:53am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 8:30am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 6:51am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2016 @ 8:08am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2016 @ 7:07am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 6:05am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2016 @ 9:39am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2016 @ 6:30am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 4:48am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 8:30am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 6:56am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 12:52am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2016 @ 11:26am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2016 @ 7:08am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 1:03am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 5:34am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2016 @ 6:13am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 5:09am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 6:21am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 4:57am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 4:49am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 8:54am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 6:47am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 6:23am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 9:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 8:31am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 4:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 3:18pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 7:53am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2016 @ 6:55am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 6:23am



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.