Quote book


"absolty"
-Dave Deluxe

"you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this game you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin"
-not a streamer

"Dreckigter Hur.ensohn Cheater geh deine Nut.tenmutter fic.ken hoffentlich verreckt deine gesamte Hu.renfamilie an Aids du B.astard"
-BloOdy

"doglike ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
-andrs

"If we want to win more we have to lose less"
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"why are u slow, be more fast"
-tempest

"i like fire trucks and moster trucks"
-walter

"walter"
-walter

"eat grass ponyboy"
-

"Dads are like boomerangs, I hope"
-please come back dad

"See ya in hell, Klaus"
-Walt

"hak

>:-("
-2003 Honda Civic

"at what age can babies fight to the death?"
-google autocomplete

"maybe we should give gaben more money"
-Bage Wenell

"don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…"
-Tito Watts (AKA Florida Man)

"I will hit you with a small child"
- someone probably said that somewhere in the world

"dat skill
turns me on"
-kinkyboy69

"haha mom jokes are so funny"
- absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobody said this ever in the history of ever

"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong."
-everyone in an argument who just realized they are wrong

"Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
-everyone with malaria

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting."
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"There's no such thing as perfect. You're beautiful as you are, *insert name*. Even with your imperfections, you can do anything"
-bathtub fish (from cowardly courage)

"slit my throat with a spoon"
-Jango

"press x to regret
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-x