I was at McDonalds when I look up to see aSoggySandal walk in. I tried to say I was a big fan, but he ignored me, took a bite of my burger, and kicked me in the ♥♥♥♥. Don't support this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. The worst part, he never called me.