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🎁 * 🐳 * 💄 * 🥗 * 👔 * 🌋 * 🔋 * 😺 * 🍧 * ⛳ * 🏀 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🚕 * 🎍 * 🌂
ㅤ* Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
ㅤ* You're never too old to learn something stupid.
ㅤ* If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
🥞 * 🚘 * 🚗 * 🐊 * 🐟 * 👃 * 🍖 * 💚 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 📕 * 🎽 * 🏓 * 📒 * 🐳 * 👽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
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