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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:34am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:08pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 3:47am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:32am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:29pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 3:39pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 3:16pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:58pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:05am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:56am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:51pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:44am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:57am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:56pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:09pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:11pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 3:38pm

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:18pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:28am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:05pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:41pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 3:38pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 3:11pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:41am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:49am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:14am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:35am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:35am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:42am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:36am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:27am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:35pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:03am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:35pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 3:07pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:00am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:22pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:22pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:37pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 8:56am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:13am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:19pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:16pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 3:07pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 12:11pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:09am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:49pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 10:18am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:50am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:58pm

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:33am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:32pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 2:55pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 2:55pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:26am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:45am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:43pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:20am



Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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