At the beach - Where the hoes at?
Cocky want boing boing!

Nice opinion. Just one, tiny problem with it: inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something: I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct, and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one. I hope you know now that your opinion is illegal. I have contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy Seals, Secret Service, and you're Mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decide, just to make sure, we'll nuke your house from orbit, so there's no chance you'll run away. Everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

Illegally sexy

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
you know when i left the house today i was thinking, damn, i really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway, and here we are.
i mean, really, just absolutely destroy me.
i'm talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage, and i want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me.
i mean i hope i piss myself.
i hope i piss myself and you call me your little pee pee piss piss boy.
i want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up, i mean i want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥.
your little pee pee piss myself ♥♥♥♥♥.
i want it to get embarrassing, i mean like weirdly embarrassing.
unsanitary too...
we should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.
do you understand what i'm trying to say here? i mean i'm a real freak.
i'm not normal...



ma'am please

you have to crush me

They are moist

Im your personal cumbucket~!! I want you to touch me real good. damn..~ beat me I want you to make me leak and ♥♥♥ inside me I hope you ♥♥♥ all over me..pleasure me real good..~ you make me wet all day..~ eat me all you want...~ D..daddy..~ your going too f..fast..~ H..harder..!~You make me feel wet everyday..~A..ah..!! D..daddy..~ g..go rough..~ A..ahh..!!~ M..mm..~ I..I’m going to leak..!!~ A..ah..!~ G..gentle..~! Ahh..~ j..just a little deeper daddy!~ p..punish me d..daddy..~ I.. I. Feel so wet and j...juicy.~ mhmmmm~ to- to hard.. ahhhh~ m.. more p-please~!

I-I want your creamy warm ♥♥♥ inside of me I-I want u to choke me and use toys like vibrators~! I want to feel you deep down inside of me I want u to make me scream~ I want u to give me hickeys and bruises all over i-i want u to give it to me hard and dont hold back I wanna be soaked in your ♥♥♥ and my sweat I want u to ♥♥♥♥ me for days and hours please daddy’s please! I-I want u t-to use all your s-sex toys on me e-every s-single o-one t-the vibrater t-the sex s-swing t-the whips a-all of t-them~ A-ah ♥♥♥♥... Y-your ♥♥♥♥ is so big and in my ass already~? Mnn... Faster... Harder! Turn me into your dream slut~! Penetrate me until i burst! Mmmm~ Soothe me~ Caress me~ ♥♥♥♥ me~ Breed me~ Probe your thick, wet, throbbing ♥♥♥♥ deeper and deeper into my p***y Ahhh... Ahhh~ I-Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥ with me too! Drench me! Ill do the same~ Ill swallow your sticky essence along with you~

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want you
that's why
i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asking you
i wanna connect with you
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you
i haven't felt this shot in a minute
and you think i'm just playing with you
yes i ask for ♥♥♥♥
cuz i'm waiting for the day where we just make love
and then we fall in love
cuz that's al that's left
before we just fall in love with each other
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you
i want you
what part of that don't you get
i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrated
that you're perfect
and you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ far
that's why i'm mad
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work all day
and i can't even come see you
that ♥♥♥♥ blows
my life sucks without you
i need you
i want you
sorry
i'll leave you alone now
sorry

I'd smash tbh

-Rep He's to cute

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
he THIQQ
HE A THIQQEE
DAMNNN BOIII

...looks like the Thalmor are with him.

General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.

Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this qt is large ♥♥♥♥ time

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

go commit i love u qt

jotunheim

+rep made his artwork.

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