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2.4 hrs on record
I downloaded this to create my own hardcore furry hentai, it was too hard so i went on google. It works fine.
Posted 16 July, 2024.
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441.6 hrs on record
The game enjoyed by armchair generals and reddit moderators alike, i myself is neither i'm a drug addict. I like to play as Hitler because he too was drug addict. It feels like we connect on another dimension, Its like i can see what he saw and feel what he felt. If he was alive today I'd have some pointers for him tho. I would recommend for him to start a civil war in the USA before 1941 this would have stopped them from intervening and taking out the allies would have been a piece of cake. The French are a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the Brits can't do ♥♥♥♥ unless they attack a third world country where people still live in mudhuts and fight with sticks. This would also had made it possible to invade and conquer the Soviet Union as their biggest ally USA could not have done the land lease act. This game has ultra realism they even keep adding more stuff like now you can take on Sweden's true role in wars and license your weapons and technology for profit. However the lack of ability to create gas chambers and concentration camps makes me question the legitimacy of the holocaust. Not saying it didnt happen as that would be illegal (in some places) and as a good jew i cannot brake the law(Just kidding im not jewish i have no clue if they can break the law or not) But if the Holocaust did happen and its true that the jews has been persecuted for 2000 years is that wrong to wonder why?
Posted 16 July, 2024.
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4.5 hrs on record
This game is the ultimate proof games don't need to have flashy graphics, Crazy realistic physics, or whatever ultra realistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they shove down your throat or lying developers and business moguls trying to shark consumers. all it needs is a good idea, good execution and most of all no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ woke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you have friends i 100% recommend you to get this with your friends and play it, You will not regret it. If you don't have any friends idk, add me i wont play with you but atleast you can say you have a friend.
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record
I highly recommend this game if you are deaf and blind. If you enjoy games that limit your creativity and that makes you one of the horde then this game is for you. I've been hyped for this ever since early access, They claim this is a full game but it got about the features of palworld but palworlds devolpers are atleast not sharks and dont lie about their game not being in early access. Also in palworld you can enslave pals to be your workers. ARBEIT MACHT FREI. If you would like to play a game like rust but that is actually a full game i would recommend Minecraft Factions. Another positive with minecraft is that if you use a good shaderpack the graphics becomes better than rust.
Posted 4 June, 2024. Last edited 4 June, 2024.
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105.1 hrs on record (103.1 hrs at review time)
This is a very good game for time wasting but then again so is life. My favorite strategy in this game is to start as a teenage boy then build a cheap house with the 4k computer. Then become lvl 10 in computers and handiness. Then hack your school grades to max and skip school (not neccessary since school is not important but i get bored). Then create mobile apps and games as soon as you can to generate income so you don't have to work. Then convert into a islam and have multiple wives and children. Then create a basement dungeon with everything they need to survive but no exit. After this you are almost complete now you need to self educate your offspring into lvl10 in robotics, handiness, computers or writing. Now you have your own little sweatshop in your basement. Amoral, YES. Fun, YES.
Posted 1 June, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record
After playing the game for 61 minutes and pressing the r key for 60 minutes i felt like it was a great experience. And even tho i know this is time i will never get back I'm glad i spent it on pressing the r key instead of doing hard drugs. However after i stopped playing Black Desert i started feeling an itch that i couldn't scratch. The itch to repeatedly press the r key however i noticed that my r key had been pressed so much that the letter had disappeared. In a world of desolation and despair i went on the darkweb and bought heroin now i feel great.
Posted 1 June, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
I only bought this game to enhance the girth of my virtual penis, it did nothing for my length. That is why i buy cs2 skins. Highly recommend this for anyone looking to enhance their virtual penis. I have yet to find the use for a virtual penis. Unless you are trying impress underage e girls/boys but im no catholic, i do drugs hell yeaaaaaaah. Only kids i'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my own when i sell them into slavery, im joking ofcourse. I will only sell your children into slavery, im Wallenberg.
Posted 20 May, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
As a Retired semi proffesioanal csgo player i bought this aim trainer to improve my eye and mouse coordination. I find the older you get the more time you need to put into honing your skills to improve. When i was younger all you needed was one dose of the devils lettuce, denssi ylähuulen and the russians started screaming like jews in the gas chambers( im joking it didnt happen). Anyway this game is great for training your aim also because there is no movement needed this is a great game for practicing multi-tasking. the hardest part is getting the ingame sensitivity to match your CS sensitivity but once you have mastered that you shall be on the right path for a minor. A major + for the graphics they are incredible and really diverse maps too. Definatly LGBTQAZCNUJKXRYVMP?+ friendly, sorry my cat ran over the keyboard (it was black).
Posted 20 May, 2024.
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798.1 hrs on record (282.2 hrs at review time)
as a retired semi proffesional csgo player that played csgo since release on my toshiba laptop getting 10 fps and being able to fry kebab on the fan after 3 games. I still got more enjoyment out of it than this trash. only enjoyment you get from this game is griefing russian dogs with your different colored pixels that you paid for.
After ive played an additional 96hours i would like to add the game is still as trash but my pixels are more expensive now
Posted 2 March, 2024. Last edited 13 March, 2024.
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