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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 10:40pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 12:08am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 12:27am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 12:50am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 1:26am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 2:01am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 12:55am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 1:10am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 1:40am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:23am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 1:39pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 10:29pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:29pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:48pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 10:04pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 1:37am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 12:40am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:08pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 2:46pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:23am



OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.