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Fun game, just can't really justify grinding it as a main game

Great game and Shift Up is a good company (sometimes)

Super fun

Way better than the closed Alpha and will only keep getting better

Crazy story. Worth playing 100%

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always drama 😈 when I ring 📞

Elden Ring isn't just a game; it's a life-altering experience that will forever change how you perceive the art of gaming! As a first-time FromSoftware player, I can confidently say that this is the pinnacle of gaming achievement!
The sheer scale of this world is MIND-BLOWING! Just when you think you've seen it all in Limgrave and Liurnia, the game keeps expanding, revealing even more breathtaking vistas. And let me tell you about Crumbling Farum Azula - it's an architectural marvel that will leave you in awe for hours!
The boss fights are INCREDIBLE, with Dragon Lord Placidusax taking the crown as the most epic, heart-pounding encounter you'll ever face in gaming history! The way this majestic beast commands the skies will have you screaming with both terror and delight!
For all you Dex/Faith enthusiasts out there, this game is your DREAM COME TRUE! The ability to wield lightning and imbue your blades with different types of electric fury is not just satisfying - it's ELECTRIFYING! You'll feel like a god among mere mortals as you unleash devastating lightning attacks on your foes!
The exploration in Elden Ring is UNPARALLELED! Every corner of this vast, stunning world holds secrets that will make your jaw drop. The attention to detail is INSANE - from the tiniest flower to the grandest castle, everything is crafted with utmost care and artistry.
And don't even get me started on the story, graphics, and everything else - they're all PERFECTION incarnate! This game doesn't just raise the bar; it OBLITERATES it and sets a new standard that other games can only dream of reaching!

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In conclusion, if you buy only one game in your entire life, make it Elden Ring. It's not just a 10/10; it's a 100/10! Your gaming life will be divided into two eras: before Elden Ring and after Elden Ring. Don't walk, RUN to get this game now! Your future self will thank you for embarking on this life-changing journey!
Warning: May cause extreme addiction and severe withdrawal symptoms when not playing.

It is good.

If you have performance issues: Upgrade your PC/Clean your PC

If you can't beat the content: Get better/Explore

Remember, no D-bois.

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