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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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Peter: [Lois has explained to Peter that he is a producer, not director] Then what am I supposed to do with my great ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Because that's what soap is for, Lois.
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One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
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'We'll never make it alive!'
CORRECT.
(Small Gods)
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CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
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I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.
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You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
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No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an
unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
-- Arthur Binstead
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Liga não cacrudo, eles não sabem q vc joga na gc, vc joga mt meu lindo Parabens continue assim

200 hras de cs e o cara é o fallen HAHAHAHAHAHA, ridiculo

joga mt mano