darius bellpeppa
Croatia
 
 
It's amazing how oldschool memes still work in the modern world, especially when it comes to making money
Just kinda sitting here in the lamborghini late at night
(uh) I've bumped into somebody that really pissed me off and i was thinking:
This person's a moron, man
They don't understand the most fundamental rule of memes
Number one:
If you wanna make a lot of money, you have to understand the game of getting a lot of money and there's that oldschool principle, which is:
Do unto others as you want them unto to do unto others
(uhm) psychologists now call that a fancy word reciprocity with other people
You know, i was born in a ferrari museum
My dad was a moron
And my mom was a ferrari
And my dad was a ferrari-♥♥♥♥♥♥
I saw someone get shot in the ♥♥♥♥ when i was five years old
What i did was i sent that dude a coffee table book
About a month later out of the blue this phone call comes in (gasp)
I pick up the phone and the other end goes:
Is this tai lopez?
I'm like:
Piss off
And he's like:
Did you send me that coffee table book?
And i was like:
Yeah
And he's like:
♥♥♥♥ wall street
And i was like:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And he's like:
Did you send me that coffee table book?
I sent that dude a coffee table book
There's that oldschool principle, which is:
Watch who you ♥♥♥♥
It might be the best experience you ever have, but i can tell you of a less painful way
Oil up the
But people ask me:
Dude, how do i get ♥♥♥♥♥?
You have to be nice
You know, this is Tit♥♥♥♥ Headquarters where i live here
Other people weren't so powerful but they ask:
Hey Tai, can i come hang out and watch one punch man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElkcXqV3w1Y
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TopHatPenguin 24 de fev. às 18:02 
+rep used the potato box for training
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