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17 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Rezalet.

Oyunun asıl albenisi grafik, hikaye, mekanikler yerine milli duygular olmuş.
Gerçekten berbat bir oyun.
Alır 2 saat dolmadan genel bir inceleme yaparım diye almıştım. Yarım saat dayanamadım.
Oyunun teknik açıdan sıkıntılarının olmasının yanı sıra hikayeyi de hiç beğenmedim, oyuna uğraşılmamış.
Oyuna zaman dahi verilmemiş, yayıncılar oynayıp reklam yapsın; oyun kötü olsa da alırlar, oradan da parayı kırarız mantığında yapılmış. Hiç bir iyi yanını göremedim, herhangi bir yapıya yaklaşınca çalan saz, cami ve yanındaki mezarlar ve 2 tane ev dışında hiç bir şey yok oyunda. Kurt tarafından 2 kez yenildim. 2 el ateş ettim, ölmedi. Hitbox diye bir şey yok, silah sıkma efekti yok, düzgün bir hikaye yok, düşünülmemiş. Milli duygu sömürüsü, dini değer üzerinden prim var ve yayıncılar tarafından bolca şişirilmiş. "Oyun" bitmeden piyasaya sürülmüş, ki sebebinin para olduğu çok belli.

Yayıncıya sesleniyorum, oyuna biraz daha uğraşıp; milli değerleri sömürmek yerine düzgün bir hikaye yazabilirdiniz. Para sorunlarınız var mı bilmiyorum fakat Indie geliştiriciler olarak oyun piyasasında öneminiz büyük, bir şeylere bağlı kalmak yerine keşke kendi içinizden geleni yapsaydınız. Bir sonraki oyununuzu piyasaya bitmiş bir şekilde sunmanızı umarım.

PS: Oyun teknik açıdan da çok eksik, geliştirici oyunun koduyla uğraşmamış bile.
Posted 1 March, 2021. Last edited 1 March, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
170.4 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
From the very moment I stepped foot into the richly crafted world of Geralt of Rivia, I was engulfed in a narrative so enthralling, it felt like I was living a novel of my own making. CD Projekt Red has not merely created a game; they've conjured an alternate reality teeming with moral quandaries, deep-rooted relationships, and a hauntingly beautiful lore that tantalizingly beckons exploration. every detail is so meticulously designed that you'll find yourself pausing just to soak in the sheer beauty of this world. The Witcher 3 isn't a game you merely play; it's an experience you inhabit.
Posted 27 October, 2020. Last edited 26 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
836.6 hrs on record (50.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Oh boy, where do I even begin with Counter-Strike: Global Offensive? It's like a high-stakes dance competition disguised as a first-person shooter! This game takes the term "strategic gameplay" to a whole new level. Forget about just shooting your opponents; you have to channel your inner Fred Astaire and plan your moves like a choreographer.

Picture this: intense firefights, players gracefully hopping around like ballerinas, and the occasional hilarious moment where someone busts out some epic breakdancing moves mid-round. It's like watching a performance of "Swan Lake" in the middle of a war zone. Who needs guns when you can express yourself through the art of dance, right?

But let's not forget the real stars of the show: the weapons. They come in all shapes and sizes, just like the eclectic dance styles you'll witness. From the nimble Glock ballet to the grandiose AWP waltz, each gun has its own rhythm, and mastering them is like learning a complex dance routine. Who knew that a simple mouse click could make you feel like you're performing a tango with death?

And the community? They're the best dance partners you could ask for. Whether it's the teammates who twirl their way to victory or the opponents who bust out unexpected moves, every match feels like a wild dance party. Just be prepared for the occasional dancer with two left feet who somehow manages to outmaneuver you in the most comical fashion.

But hey, don't let the competitive nature fool you. CS: GO knows how to have a good laugh too. The occasional glitch-induced moonwalk, the hilarious physics that send bodies flying like ragdolls, or the epic fails that make you question if gravity takes a vacation in this game—prepare yourself for some side-splitting moments that will have you laughing uncontrollably.

So, if you're tired of traditional shooters and want to experience the world of dance in the most unexpected way, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is your ticket to a thrilling dance-off extravaganza. Just remember, when the rhythm takes over, don't forget to shoot, or you might end up doing a beautiful pirouette right into the afterlife. Keep those moves sharp, and let the battle of the ballet begin!

Rating: ★★★★★
Would dance again!
Posted 18 January, 2018. Last edited 5 July, 2023.
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