this guy stinks (sucks)

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina-hummina-hummina! bazooooooooing! Eyes pop out, AWOOGA! Jaw drops, tongue rolls out, WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! Tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably, leaking face and everything in reach, WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr, tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart! Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt, ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum, OOHHHH! Steam shoots out of ears, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background, spiling white liquid and dough on the streets! BABY WANTS TO! heartsheartsheartshearts, inhales from the gas tank, AWOOOOOOOGA

scout king ♥

you kinda cute
for real for real

-rep not as good with the scout as i am :)

Signed by the one and only. Heely peek brother in arms.