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hey guys, did you know that in terms of pokémon breeding, ditto is the perfect pokémon to use? not only can its slimy, voluptuous body change and imitate other pokémon to please its partner, it can modify each individual aspect of itself to its partner's specific taste on the fly! on top of that, when paired with a male, it can shift and move its canal around to gather as much semen as possible for maximum chance of egg formation! In addition, its most common ability is Limber, which can protect it from paralyzing spores from bug or grass-type pokémon (and it is type A in personality and thus can have nonsleeper, which also makes it immune to nightmare, sleep, yawning and napping status), so it can have its way easier (also higher egg chance)! It is also genderless and its own egg group

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