บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย annanuran

Had the game for about 17 hours. Played 17 hours.

Tokyo drifted a 747 into a giant shark.


I love omegalodon aerodynamics

11/10 gameplay
12/10 realism

The Magicite is in Roguelands but not Magicite itself.






10/10

"Hans, something doesn't feel right."

-Lenny, circa ten seconds before I was obliterated by space pirates.

I didn't continually light myself on fire and then soak myself, over, over, and over again about thirty times. I didn't.






I am not a clever man.

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Grandma's Dutch Apple Pie Recipe

You need a Pie pan, a fork, and some sort of Apple peeling device
-----------------------------------Ingredients:-------------------------------------------------

• 5 apples (Granny smith, crimson crisp, etc.) (Decently sized)
  
• A stick or two of butter, depending on if you made your own crust
  
• Some cinnamon (To Taste)
  
• Some sugar (To Taste)
  
• Pie Crust
  
• 3/8 cup of flour

---------------------Recipe----------------------------------------------------------------------

• Preheat oven to 225 Degrees Celsius (437 Farenheit)
  
• Peel, Core and Cut all 5 apples in small cubes or thin slices (Soak in water with a bit of lemon juice to prevent browning)
  
• Mix together a stick of butter, some oatmeal, a third cup of sugar, a pinch of brown sugar, a dash of vanilla extract, and a little under 1/3 cup of flour. Mix it together until you end up with a crumble-y texture.
  
• Precook pie crust at 225C for 4-5 minutes
  
• Mix sugar, cinnamon, and apple slices
  
• Pour apple mixture into crust
  
• apply crumble on top of apples, they should be piling over the top of the pie pan
  
• Bake at 225 degrees C for 20-25 minutes
  
• Add whipped cream or vanilla sauce to your hearts desire.

Note: I prefer to mix apples in a colander, then move them to a bowl after they've been sufficently sugared, so that they don't soak in the apple-sugar-cinnamon juice for too long. Just long enough to give it some flavor.


Just make the game cost money at this point. It's ridiculous.

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Hans' Dutch Apple Pie Recipe

You need a Pie pan, a fork, and some sort of Apple peeling device
-----------------------------------Ingredients:-------------------------------------------------

• 5 apples (Granny smith, crimson crisp, etc.) (Decently sized)
  
• A stick or two of butter, depending on if you made your own crust
  
• Some cinnamon (To Taste)
  
• Some sugar (To Taste)
  
• Pie Crust
  
• 3/8 cup of flour

---------------------Recipe----------------------------------------------------------------------

• Preheat oven to 225 Degrees Celsius (437 Farenheit)
  
• Peel, Core and Cut all 5 apples in small cubes or thin slices (Soak in water with a bit of lemon juice to prevent browning)
  
• Mix together a stick of butter, some oatmeal, a third cup of sugar, a pinch of brown sugar, a dash of vanilla extract, and a little under 1/3 cup of flour. Mix it together until you end up with a crumble-y texture.
  
• Precook pie crust at 225C for 4-5 minutes
  
• Mix sugar, cinnamon, and apple slices
  
• Pour apple mixture into crust
  
• apply crumble on top of apples, they should be piling over the top of the pie pan
  
• Bake at 225 degrees C for 20-25 minutes
  
• Add whipped cream or vanilla sauce to your hearts desire.

Note: I prefer to mix apples in a colander, then move them to a bowl after they've been sufficently sugared, so that they don't soak in the apple-sugar-cinnamon juice for too long. Just long enough to give it some flavor.



3/10 I can't make my apple pie in game

The story was crap. I don't think it should even be there. There are typos, the script is terrible, etc. The multiplayer is atually quite enjoyable, but I don't think that the game should be 20 dollars. 10 or 15 maybe, but 20 is a bit high for what the game is. It reminds me of "plazma burst 2", which is definitely a good thing, as that game was a ridiculously fun flash game. Overall, the game is enjoyable, but maybe not worth the $20.

Well, I just finished the storyline.

Time to delete my storage directory, and do it ALL again.
I think I've said enough.

10000/10

Q: Is butt stallion kind of immature?

A:No, everyone loves ass jokes.


Q:Will anyone ever beat this game?

A:Probably. It won't be me though.