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👃🏓🎍🚘🍧📀👹🐊🥗👃🎽🐠🚙🐟 → ⚡ 96,11,58 🎈
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Hello, my name is Bob and i am the CEO of Postal Australia. I have recieved a email from my
fellow employees saying that you have a delivery from "The Australian Minge and Balls Factory". You seem to have the Minge Comber 3000 in our factory and we would love it if you would come over and obtain it as we are very busy as another one of our customers named "Vongsa" is having complaints with his anal beads being too small.
Regards, Bob BallsDeep