one does not simply walk into mordor


"its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs.
there is evil there that does not sleep.
the great eye is ever-watchful.
it is a barren wasteland...
...riddled with fire, and ash and dust.
the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
not with 10,000 men could you do this.
it is folly."