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Aljosa.   Canada
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This admiration, sir, is much o' th' savour
Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
To understand my purposes aright.
As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;
Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold
That this our court, infected with their manners,
Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust
Make it more like a tavern or a brothel
Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak
For instant remedy. Be then desir'd
By her that else will take the thing she begs
A little to disquantity your train,
And the remainder that shall still depend
To be such men as may besort your age,
Which know themselves, and you.
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Savage Gordon 6 Sep, 2018 @ 2:24am 
My old WW2 💂🎖veteran grandpa👴 was sleeping 😴on the living room and I started playing 🎮 Battlefield 1 with 4k 💯graphics and volume tuned to the 🔊 MAX. My lazy grandpa 👴 woke up with the sound of bombs 💣and gunshot 🔫 that were blasting through the stereo 🔊🔊, and started having a PTSD attack 😵.

He asked me to turn it off 🚫because the gunshots 🔫and images reminded him of his dead 💀 friends 👥.

I slowly turned around, annoyed😤 by the interruption, and stared 👀right on his eyes, and said:

"How dare you 😡 talk about dead friends, you old fart 👴💨? I've seen more than 1000 1⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣ friends 👥 dying ⚰in the Battlefield and I don't ♥♥♥♥♥ around. Get a grip you little snowflake❄"

After that, he was in tears 😢 and left the house 🏠. Mom 👩 and dad 👨 are looking for him 👴 everywhere.

Another libtard owned 😎😈😤
Savage Gordon 2 Dec, 2017 @ 3:56am 
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Flow 22 Sep, 2013 @ 1:33pm 
Your Dota 2 skills are lacking :[
Blank Page 28 Jun, 2013 @ 1:01am 
Guess what I got ^__^
Dunban_Fyuria 26 Feb, 2013 @ 9:41pm 
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