And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."

Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from ♥♥♥♥♥♥' high school.

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