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I put boobie on my friends wall
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and
Countless screaming argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it's
Always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
-- "Birdhouse in your Soul", They Might Be Giants
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[at a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: [thinking to himself "Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife."] Doing your, uh, son...
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"If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on
television with pool cues, who would win?
1) Ricky Schroder
2) Gary Coleman
3) The television viewing public"
-- David Letterman
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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