Audiopunks prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 12:47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 7:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 13:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 14 apr, 2024 @ 2:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 11:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 8:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 13:51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 16 dec, 2022 @ 5:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 16 dec, 2022 @ 9:36

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 17 dec, 2022 @ 13:30

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 11:42

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 14:23

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2024 @ 15:20

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 18 dec, 2022 @ 13:48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 16 apr, 2024 @ 8:52

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 16 dec, 2022 @ 5:57

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 17 dec, 2022 @ 12:58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2024 @ 8:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 12:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 11 jul, 2023 @ 15:40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 18 dec, 2022 @ 13:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 16 apr, 2024 @ 8:49

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 15 dec, 2022 @ 14:18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 17 dec, 2022 @ 12:02

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 11:45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2024 @ 7:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2024 @ 14:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 15 dec, 2022 @ 14:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 18 dec, 2022 @ 13:36

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2024 @ 14:33

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 7:58

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 8:19

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 14 dec, 2022 @ 7:38

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2024 @ 7:54

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 14 apr, 2024 @ 2:22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 15 dec, 2022 @ 14:37

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 11:32

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 12:36

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 19 dec, 2022 @ 14:25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 16 dec, 2022 @ 9:28

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30