Im glad im your pocket sage. im so happy that im the one you spam at 9:00am every morning yelling at me to get on, to be your healer. those moments where you scream into the mic to heal or res you always gives me butterflies, those little special moments where you call me mommy or bark to get a heal from me just has me feeling a certain way that words could never explain, the days where we have work and im separated from you always seem like the longest, with you minutes are seconds and hours are always just minutes, i cant help but love you so so much, no matter how much desk slamming and earraping you give me for resing you at the worst time i will continue to love you. im always so glad to be the sage to your jett, i love you.

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rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

🚽 YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY SKIBIDI TOILET 🚽
🚽 POST THIS UNDER 5 ACCOUNTS TO REMOVE THE SKIBIDI CURSE 🚽
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signed by liv :3

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.