mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the ♥♥♥♥ log."eat it ♥♥♥♥♥.eat it all" said mario.yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise."swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the ♥♥♥♥ "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped.by now the ♥♥♥♥ log had gone down yoshi's throat."eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg.inside this egg contained what was previously his ♥♥♥♥ log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these ♥♥♥♥-eggs. he planned to use these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

Oh my god! JC, a bomb!

Hey
sorry
I didn't mean to add so suddenly
but I just wanted to ask
what games do you recommend playing

you heard me

excuse me what