Every morning, the first thing i do is masturbate, so I lifted the sheets and started pleasuring myself. But i realised something was off. My balls were blue, and my ♥♥♥♥ is going coal black. I screamed and went to call the ambulance, but all of the nurses were too busy standing outside with big blocks of parliament reading ‘We want more money’. My nutsack soon had a headache. I decided to go to my bed and cry, but suddenly, my ♥♥♥♥ dropped off. MY WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. NO CAP. THE WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEINER I AM GOING INSANE RN HELP