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Yes. My IQ is 280. One time, while on the bus, I glanced over at someone watching “Rick and Morty” for 5 minutes. My IQ jumped many dozens of points just by the mere visuals. However, the audio was way over my head. I will need to study up on this to get on the level of the super-high 400 IQ members of my school who watch Rick and Morty.
20 people from our school graduated early and went to Harvard without taking the SAT. One person took the SAT, but merely wrote “I watch Rick and Morty” on his bubble sheet and essay. He received full marks.
Just by writing the words “Rick and Morty” my IQ has jumped to 300. The intro of the show is now comprehensible. It is now time to write Quora questions about this. How am I to know if I can watch an entire episode with such a low IQ?