Remember when Jub had a really cool A3 server?

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose ♥♥♥♥ was so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin , licking ♥♥♥ off his chin,

If my ear was a ♥♥♥♥, I would ♥♥♥♥ it!

owns me 200 quid

Listen here Johnny John Johnson. Your taste in music is clearly inferior to mine. You listen to mainstream ♥♥♥♥ with ten layers of autotune and synth. I'll have you know I listened to five hours of twenty one pilots and MCR, while you spend your precious time tuning into songs by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, and Maroon 5. Disgusting. Revolting. Appalling. Disgraceful. Shameful. SAD! You've proved yourself to be a terrible person as well, listening to this trash you call 'music'. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ living piece of human garbage. Your taste in music is worse than Stalin's death. You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inferior. My opinion is also correct because I make my own music, that doesn't sound like two computers having brain aneurysms. Jeez. I've composed 500 Bastille mixtapes in the last five days, which you could never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pull off because you probably don't know who they are.

Nice golden profile you big tory ♥♥♥♥. I knew you were ♥♥♥♥ing loaded. Nice ♥♥♥♥ too bro. Wanna go tot he ritz-carlton and spend daddy's inheritance?

Hey you little gayboy, nice golden profile. It's Chad from your freshman Siege class, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 t-hunt runs - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing indie video games like a sissy cuck - AS USUAL. Thought maybe you'd man up after getting your golden profile, but now you're wearing skirts and makeup for a bunch of dweebs online. Pfffft, pathetic...