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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:31am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:23am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:01am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 11:18am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:39am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:51am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:28am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:12am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 2:51am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 8:06am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 5:02am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 9:37am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:57am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:40am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 5:01am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 11:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 3:21am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 2:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 2:36am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:39am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:03am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 9:25am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:31am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 11:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 3:27am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 3:51am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 3:54am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:04am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 9:11am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:27am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 12:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 3:27am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 11:33am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:30am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 4:04am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2018 @ 6:31am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:33am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 3:13am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 3:58am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:06am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 5:02am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 2:52am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:17am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 4:12am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 9:29am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2018 @ 7:33am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 10:38am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 10:17am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2018 @ 7:03am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 3:03am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2018 @ 5:42am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 3:03am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 8:40am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 4:15am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 2:58am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 6:28am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 8:25am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2018 @ 6:19am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 3:01am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 4:00am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 8:42am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 6:58am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 8:48am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 3:17am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 3:59am



Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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