Hello, this is the bussy inspection officer. We have on good evidence that your bussy is...*flips pages* unwashed to the point that the bussy monitoring squad has reported that it has reached a state of "stanky". I am here to rectify that problem before it creates a public health hazard. Please present your bussy and let my Jr partner, Mrs.Shortstack use our special vehicle mounted pressure washer - its a new model, the bussy blaster 9000.

Unfortunately if you do not comply we will raise your rent according to the stank level in our records.

Hello, this is the maid onee-san inspector, I have received reports that you are hiding multiple maid dakimakuras underneath your bed that you have not paid taxes on. Comply or be detained.

This here certificate from "Guiness Book of World Records" Record certificate testifies that
Aquilius A. Epic did break the record of World's Fattest ♥♥♥♥ on the 17 of May 2022
Previously this record was held by Bill Clinton who lost his credibility on the claim after we saw a picture of his wife as he seems to be a true omega cuck.


Signed:
The guy from Fed Ex that opens your string tanga mail and pre-wears it,

Hello!

Just here to remind you that you're currently 350 Lolis behind on your payments.

Imagine not being a glorious Imperial loli fighting for the kaiserin

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