Dead i am the <(RAT)> feast upon the cat, Tender is fur, Dying as you purr




This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My controller, without me, is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must press buttons my controller well. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…
My controller and myself know that what counts in this war is not the characters we play, the noise of our outbursts, or the planets we storm. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its buttons and its connection. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My controller and myself are the defenders of many countries and kingdoms. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and our comrades and there is no enemy, but peace!