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1 person found this review funny
142.9 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
dude i got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skunks dude? hell no. Scratching you’re eye, but it’s STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!
Posted 2 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
I finally understand the Marvel Cinematic Universe...
Posted 15 August, 2021.
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0.1 hrs on record
The Slaughtering Grounds
Three words.
Makes 3.

3 lines make a triangle.
Game involves death.
Death means dismemberment.
Eyes come from bodies
Eyes plus triangles = all seeing eye
Illuminati confirmed

Either way I thank the creator for the 13 seconds of amusement that it gave me. The graphics were spectacular, and the feeling from closing the game truly was a relief. It gives the same experience as a near death expression. Death can bring out an adrenaline surge close to having one's penis bitten off. It is exciting. And arousing in a morbid sense.
I love it.
Currently I believe I have one of the highest playrates in this household. And so it shall forever be.
Thank you.
I love this game.
Truly. More than I love Jake's penis.

http://ralek-arts.tumblr.com/
Have a tumblr I grabbed from my browsing history of 2010.

This made my day.,
Thank you.
I love you.
<3
Posted 27 March, 2016.
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