One day you wiww be chained down in the wake of fiwe in heww fow etewnity, wegwetting evewything you bewieved and did on eawth, as each towmentive wave of fwame cwashes ovew you causing you unbeawabwe pain and suffewing. And I wiww feew no sympathy, I wiww be waughing at youw pathetic towmented souw.

FIRST COMMENT?! AWWWW YEAH! This bird is cute! Makes the best chirps! :>