Recent reviews by aia

I have been on this planet for 22 years, and in that time, I have played some truly awful games. But nothing, NOTHING, could have PREPARED ME for the absolute disaster that is Slappyball. This game defies logic, physics, and common decency.

Balls hit when they're not supposed to hit. Balls don't hit when they are supposed to hit. Sometimes balls just decide they don't feel like being part of the game at all. I have witnessed balls phasing through solid matter like they're possessed by ghosts. I have seen them bounce of the walls in ways that would make Isaac Newton cry.

The movement? AN EXPERIENCE. A BAD one. It feels like trying to control a greased up shopping cart on ICE. One second you're standing still, the next you're sliding into the sea, completely powerless to stop yourself. The camera? It has a mind of its own. Sometimes it follows the ball, sometimes it watches the crowd, sometimes it just spins wildy as if it's auditioning for a horror movie. Forget about it. Half the time, I don't even know where it is. I'll be playing for a good 30 seconds before realising the ball left the stadium five minutes ago and is probably halfway to another dimension.

This isn't just a bad game. This is a crime against gaming. I would rather play tic tac toe against myself for eternity than suffer through another match of Slappbyall. I have never regretted clicking "Download" more in my life.

Okay, look. I obviously saw the memes, the posts online about this game. And I wasn't certain if it was just hype or not. Still, I decided to buy this game and download it. Biggest mistake ever. I spent over 8 hours in 1 straight go without any breaks on this game. It's a lot of fun, like honestly a lot of fun. I hate that I spent 8 hours on 1 day though. But still, a lot of fun.

YES! I love this game. I have over 400 hours on this on my main. It's fun to see how others rage when you win from them :P