Recent reviews by unretired

played because someone forced me into buying it

dolphins are cute and scary

may's theme a banger

Played because a friend kept talking about his favorite Harvest Moon game being the best Harvest Moon and then there's this Harvest Moon clone coming out.

Left thinking this is the best Harvest Moon.

Fight me.

Played because the handsome collection was on sale for like $2.

That's it.

It's really fun tho.

Played because I bought Borderlands 2 handsome collection on sale in 2018 and it was fun but hate Epic Store like everyone else here.

Left with A-va-ry disappointed story HA HA

still fun tho

Played for the epic PS1 3D graphics and cinematics, left with wet dreams about Tifa.

Played for the anime aesthetics and dating multiple waifus, left with a PhD in psychology and social science.

ALso, RIP in peace PS Vita.

Played for the upskirts and buttcheeks, left with an existential crisis.

Played because I can be doge and I was diagnosed with malaria and this helped me kill the boredom throughout my week long sick leave.
In a way, this game helped me fight malaria.

Played here again because achievements and HD.

praise the sun

Played because everyone on my friend's list was playing it.
Left with memories of college final year.

Was the best battle royale until Apex Legends came out.

Then, it just went downhill.

I can't recommend it now because look at the other reviews.

Played because people kept saying IX was the best.

It would've been if I didn't played Tactics straight after.

But yeah it was the best.

Why are you still reading this?

Just buy it already.