“I cannot tell if you a *good guy* or a *nice woman*”
-Teammate

AG – Acronym Guy, Acronym Gal

Things people have not actually said to me, for real (actual comments *altered* to comply with steam community guidelines)

Green : You sound like a *really cool* dolphin
Yellow : All we’re saying is you *are having a smooth transition and we are here to support you through anything*
Orange : *Wowee* I want Level to *continue being my teammate*
Purple : There's a guy on our team pretending to be a *even bigger sweetheart* and its *perfect*
Green : You talk like *philanthropist* driving *a nice car* to *a good job*
ShowerPooper : Check your showers
Blue : This guy talks like *A Singer* I can’t tell if he’s trolling or actually *talented*
Yellow : LEVEL PUT YOUR *LOVE* INTO MY *SIGHTLINE*
Purple : WAIT level is a person
Goku : Level more like Yamcha
[ALL] Hero‎ [DEAD]: villain watch your back....
[T] Bunny ﹫T Start: ive had rabbit meat before

In summary: According to the counter-strike community I’m a [REDACTED]