Recent reviews by japanese raccoon dog

Good game, toxic community.

If you like putting work into something and reaping the reward, this is a good game. Servers wipe periodically, so that sucks, but otherwise it's a pretty sweet game. Like I said, the community is absolutely toxic, so try not to take things too personally.

8/10, would uninstall again.

I haven't played this thing too much, but it seems pretty OK.

(Seriously, though; buy it.)

I'm usually a pretty lonely person.. well, I was until the CS:GO store page read "37 friends already own this game". And I know, like, none of them in real life. Well, maybe like, two. But you get my point.
If you don't have this game, there are a few reasons, and I will tell you if you should get it (very honestly):
You play CoD: I played CoD, too, and then my friend bought me this game. I gave up and said "Nah, screw this. I hate this!" so I went back to CoD. But after a while of playing CoD, I wanted something more competitive and difficult. So I played this. And I practiced and practiced and practiced. I did fool around a bit (hence my Silver IV rank right now) but I'm slowly clawing my way up. So if you want to dedicate yourself to a game, choose this one. If you want to waste time and you don't like playing games seriously, do not get this.
You're a small child (11 or under): Don't get this right now. It is just going to be hell. People will make fun of you if you have a mic, and even if you don't, the physics/gun sprays will be difficult to understand. Plus, you're like, a kiddo. People curse on this game a lot. You're probably better off on CoD until you're a bit older.
You don't play video games a lot: I expect this to be rare, but if you're the kind of person who just got into gaming and you just got Steam or something, then sure, why not. But it will take quite a bit of practice. It is good to start on this, though, and not CoD or something. So go ahead!
Overall, I enjoy this game now. I've made a bunch of friends through it and I really enjoy ranking up. Ranking up is fun.
I just want to talk about CS:GO economy and skins. It's amazing, really. A game created its own little stocks-and-bonds system of investing in skins and selling them for a profit. Right now, I have two SSG 08 | Abyss skins, one I bought at $0.10 and I'm hoping to make a profit of at least 5 cents. If you need some stocks practice, use this. It's amazing and fun.
Edit: I think CS:GO should win the "Just 5 More Minutes Award" for the 2016 Steam Awards because it's one of those games that you can't stop playing. Frankly, I get enragingly furious at this game every day but I always come back. Sometimes I wonder why, but then I play a game with my friends, and we win, and I remember.

I prefer Portal to Portal 2. The graphics are a little worse, to be honest, and the little feature of the middle part glowing if you can shoot.. I miss that. But it actually has a better storyline than Portal. <SPOILER ALERT> I was a bit annoyed at the sudden plot twist without an explanation, going from Aperture Laboratories to Aperature Science Innovations. <SPOILER ALERT OVER> Aperture Science Innovations seemed a lot harder than Aperture Laboratories. Actually, I'm not even done with Portal 2! I got it yesterday, (the same day I got Portal), and I finished Portal in a few hours. So I rate it 7/10.

I absolutely love this game. Great graphics and storyline. I actually prefer this to Portal 2. Just you need to be patient, because the process of things goes slowly (e.g. you get the orange portal gun after a while in the game, so if you already know everything about the game before you get it, you will be really ornery until you get it because you feel limited (I know I was). Otehr than that, I love it. 10/10

First of all, I would like to explain that I give this game a 1,000,000,000,000/10. Best. Game. I. Have. Ever. Played.
If you like causing mayhem, play this game.
If you like killing fake people, play this game.
If you like customization of your character, play this game.
If you like the cooperation of destruction yet also having something to achieve, play this game.
If you like comedic situations and hilariousness, PLAY THIS GAME!
I cannot stress this enough. Goat Simulator is like a box that is the size of your dog but contains the population of America. It is so much fun and you will not get bored, even with such a simple concept. If you haven't gotten the point yet:
PLAY THIS GAME!