I was 20 years old when I found out what a meatball sub was. Apparently "sub" is short for "submarine". They should take a photo of a guy eating a sub on a submarine, that would be funny. It could probably make a good meme. I am a genius. It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others. I am responsible for the 2008 election of President Barack Obama and here's why; In a private conversation that took place on the set of "Tropic Thunder" in 2007 the future President and I discussed our goals and aspirations. Mine was to talk about my masturbation habits and a Martin Scorsese movie and Barack's was to one day become the President of the United States. However, he said that he was unsure if he really had a chance at winning. I told him that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the amount of Electoral College votes each candidate gets. At that moment, he decided to run for President and the rest is history.