Recent reviews by The Advenger95

I know what you are thinking....
"Woah that's a lot of hours clocked into this game!!!!"
Trust me though, I HAVE BARELY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can argue with a game which somehow seemingly has something for EVERY type of gamer?!?

For anyone who has not yet been converted to the world of rogue like RPGs....
You've come to the right place!!!
Come for the adventure, stay for the multiple (somewhat embarrassing/ something you could've clearly avoided if you just saved up YOUR BLEEDING SCRAP!!!) ways you'll die in this cosmic voyage!!

P.s. I know this is not the first rogue-like out there, but for me this and Binding of Isaac were beautiful introductions to an otherwise distant sub genre.

Rockstar: "You RDR fans do realise that it does take a lot of time, money and effort to make a port right?"
(Procrastinates doing so as it makes GTA5 into a PC game, without any word of whether RDR2 will be ported to PC)

Platinum Games: "hold my beer!"
(Not only updates the original Bayoneta, but does so in a way that makes it look, run and play like a dream, and then decides to port its other games that aren't already on PC.... Keep in mind they did all this a month after launching Nier: Automata!! Busy busy year!!!)

Dear games industry.
Don't be Rockstar.
Be Platinum!
Thank you!

In the course of three hours playing this game, I was able to:
- Arrest innocent civilians on the streets using hacked security cameras (meant for drug busts)
- rank up a high score out of dragon kicking people in the face
- Bust up almost every goon mob snooping around
-Throw a guy into an aquarium
- Sing kareoke like a shnub
- Drink energy drinks after a long day of punching people in the face
- Learn kung fu
- DRESS UP LIKE SHEN ZENG!!!!!
In many ways, yes this is eastern GTA, but it keeps things interesting with a (almost) fluid combat system and varied cop/ triad sidequests.
Plus as I've already explained (in a way) its a fun game to just ♥♥♥♥ around in.

Dragon punched in the face but laughing as you fall/10

This game came out only four years ago, and even to this day am I still discovering new quests, dungeons, perks ans items which I never noticed in my first playthrough. Thats what I love about the elder scrolls series (and other bethesda RPG's), in that they are only as deep and as complex as you want them to be, bring with it an infinite amount of playtime hours. Give up as it sucks your life up completely, you cant win!!!!! :D

I got to make a sword which burned people alive while slicing them up.

1000000/10

P.s. The game works guts, calm down. You just need to set the compatabiulity settings to allow it to run as administrater. It says so on the Bethesda FAQ's.

Good hunting in the wastes :D