Recent reviews by Damarious Littles

might belong to epic games now but it's still frustratingly fun and cool to play

Do you have no friends?
Do you have no money to play Poker?
Do you want to gamble despite being underage?
Do you like being insulted for losing a game?
Do you, for some reason, like TellTale?
Do you want TF2 items worth literally nothing?
Do you hate rabbits, email readers, mercenaries, and regular guys?

If at least 1 of these apply, waste all your birthday money and steam funds for this game. Why? I don't know, why not? You can get some snazzy Tea for 2 items like a gun, glasses, another gun, and a watch. If you have friends somehow, then you're out of luck because this game doesn't have multiplayer, so if you're a single virgin with no interaction with the online or outside world, you'll have a fun time, until you play 7 hours of the game and finally get all the items. Let's not forget, you can be playing this game on a smart fridge and it will still run well because this game has literally potato gameplay options so you can run the game at 2 frames and 2 pixels. Definitely worth 5 bucks.

People ask me:
"Why the ♥♥♥♥ did you spend a day of your lifespan playing this game?"
The simple answer is that it's the greatest racing game in the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world. Forget Mariokart and having Wario and his dates throw 3 red shells at you, Garfield Kart is where it's at. Honestly, this game is the best option for a steam wallet balance of 5 bucks or more. You will no longer be a virgin when playing this, every girl will like you, and your ♥♥♥♥ will grow longer than using 3 Viagras at once. 10/10 best game on Steam.

Honestly, this is one of my favorite games. Puzzles, challanges, suspense, and more.
Singleplayer is just amazing. The story is just so well planned and writen.
Multiplayer is okay. You can play with friends or with somebody online which always pairs you up with an 8 year old squeaker.
The workshop is even better. New test chambers made by the community almost daily. You can download Singleplayer and Co-op maps which is also great.
In all, this game is just plain good. No negatives, besides the loud ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ear rape intro, please lower the damn volume Valve.

This game should be rated one of the best video games of all times. Although being a FPS, it's not like any other. The different playstyles make the game endless to play. The community is willing to push the game forward, despite Valve not caring anymore. Though the Source engine is old and it looks like a very old game, it still is extremely fun to play and you might as well call it better than any Battle Royale game your entire friends list may be playing.

Definetly my favortie game of all time.