Recent reviews by Meballzitch

I live, I die, I live again

I no longer feel like I'm playing the game that released, I feel like I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around inside of a corpse being eaten away by incredibly unmotivated insects and bacteria

Play previous Larian games, enjoy immensely.

Play BG3 from CBT to Release, get stuck in character loop 10/10

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Everyone is looking too deep into this game, you can purge heretics with zealous intent, that's what we asked for, that's what we got.

The worst thing about this game is Ogryn players, they will block your line of fire at every opportunity, make sure they're as far away from you as they can possibly be, leave you to die and then wonder why;
A. You're pissed
B. Everyone's dead

Their job is easy, stay at the back when things are chill so everyone can get shots off, use ability to disrupt a horde then smash and blast heretics apart to their hearts content, I still have no idea how people ♥♥♥♥ this up so consistently.

Welcome to PUBG where one 9mm bullet does more damage than 3 5.56mm bullets to the head, where bullets will travel around corners and keeping your sights dead on a stationary target will miss 100% of the time, thank ♥♥♥♥ I got this on sale

Game is coded so poorly Ride to hell Retribution 1% looks like a good attempt by well-meaning rookies, want to be able to see who killed you? Wait for the kill-cam, this is when the game swaers that you could both see each other, after you've apparently been shot through a wall, only to see that your opponent could see you around the corner, clear as day. When the community don't want to be cancer this is the most fun I've had playing an FPS since Battlefield, but when someone glitches and wins the game, nobody cares and gets mad at you, for being mad, think about that for a second, the community has got it into their heads that players who abuse glitches are innocent, it's Ubisoft's fault, I'll give you that, but you're still a massive throbbing wank stain for abusing glitches, save your money, wait for Battlefield 1.

I cannot recommend this game, even in early access I can see this game is going to be pay to win, running around with very very low level oppenents hefting around MG42s and MG34s and being able to fire standing up, with pinpoint accuracy, whilst my rifle rounds deviate more than michael bay from a solid script