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I yell teamflash when my mom turns my light on in the morning.
I bunnyhop to school so I'm not late.
When I get to school i say "I hate this map".
As I move through the halls, I quick peek the corners and listen for footsteps so I can get a prefire on any bullies.
When I do my schoolwork, I quick-switch between my pencil and my eraser so I get my essays done faster.


What the Doug Dimmadome did you just Dimmadamn say about me, you little Dimmadipshit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dimmsdale Dimmadomes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed Dimmadeaths. I am trained in Dimmadome warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Dimmsdale armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will Dimmadestroy you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Dimmadamn words.