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𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 ❄️🎅

•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.
(☆*✦✦Mᴇʀʀʏ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ Hᴀᴘᴘʏ 2019✦✦ *☆ )
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💎 ß 🐟 "I suppose you expect me to talk."
👳 ß 💗 "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
🎍 ß 💛 -- Goldfinger 🌏🐛🚗

𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 🎅🐻🌇❄🎄🎁

✪ The
📀 ✰ men
🍇🏀 ✿ sat
🐟👃🕺 ღ sipping
🚗💗🌏🚙 ✖ their
⚡👳🐟🐠🐛 ✦ tea
📣🚗🌳🍆🐊📒 ✿ in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream." "Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I, a philosopher?"

💗🐟👽👑🐝🌂🎫⛳🚕🌸💎🕺😺🥒🌏
🎈🚘🍖🚙👳🍧🐠👑🥗💎🕺🍖📀📕🔋
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought
Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
🐳💛⚡👹🐊🍆👽😺🌂🌏👾🎍💄🐝📣
🌳👔🚗⛳📘🌸🎁👳📗💙💗🎽🚕💃🐛

👔 | 🌳 | 💛 | 📒 | 🌂 | 🎫 | ⛳ | 🐠 | 🥞 | 🍆 | 🕺 | 💎 | 📣 | 📗 | 🌋 | 🎄 | 🍇 | 🎁 | 🍖

'And stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no-one doesn't get burned who sticks their hand in a fire.'
(Witches Abroad)

🏓 | 🎽 | 🔋 | 📀 | 📕 | 🍧 | 👑 | 🐊 | ⚡ | 💄 | 💙 | 🎍 | 📘 | 👳 | 🚗 | 💚 | 🚕 | 🥗 | 🎈

𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮

🌳 ღ 🚗 ღ 🎽 ღ 🥗 ღ 🎈 ღ 📀 ღ 👔 ღ 🍇 ღ 🏓 ღ 😺
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🎄 ღ 🌋 ღ 🐟 ღ 📗 ღ 🥞 ღ 💗 ღ 🚘 ღ 👃 ღ 🎍 ღ 🏀
Avoid strange women and temporary variables.
👾 ღ 🕺 ღ 💛 ღ ⛳ ღ 💄 ღ 🌏 ღ 👳 ღ 💙 ღ 📒 ღ 🐠

yeeet

Have you ever fantasized about writing an advice column?
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GudN

🌳🌂🌸 Performance review for sqreway)) hacker men axax 💚🎽📒

Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. sqreway)) hacker men axax is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. sqreway)) hacker men axax has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead.

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sign me

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You! What PLANET is this!
-- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0

On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, it
is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
instead of saving it.
-- Spock, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.2
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🌏🍖📀👾📗🌋⛳👔💛🐟👑👽💃💚🚘
👃💗💙🌽💄🎍🎈👳🎫🔋🍇🌸🚕🚙🥞
👹🕺🎽🥞👽🌏🌋🎫⚡🐠📗🏀💙🎄😺

🥞 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌂
💎 🔋 💗 💙 🌽 🐛 🐝 📕 💚 🍆 👔 🕺 🐠 👑 📒 📗
If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]

Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1

Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: My cheeks on this barstool.
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, can I pour you a beer?
Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. ...
Eh, make that one-thirty.
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2
💃 📘 🎫 🍖 👃 ⛳ 🎍 🚕 👔 📕 🚘 📣 🌂 🔋 🐳 🌸

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𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙

👾🍖🚕⛳🐠 - ✯ ✤ ★ ☂ ☼ ✳ ♀ ♠ ♫ ❀ ♪ ♂ ✲ ♀ ✩ ♀ ♧ ✔ ✫ ✿
💚📀👾🎽🌂 - What are your hobbies
👑⛳🎄🏓🍇 - ㅤㅤ or special interests?
👳🐊💄🌏🎁 - ✿ ✫ ✔ ♧ ♀ ✩ ♀ ✲ ♂ ♪ ❀ ♫ ♠ ♀ ✳ ☼ ☂ ★ ✤ ✯

🍆[Brian 🥒 tries 🎁 to 🎈 distract 🎍 an 👳 angry 🎫 mob 🌂 of 🚙 rednecks] 💄 Brian: 🥞 Hey, 🐳 look 🍖 over 👃 there! 🍇 It's ⛳ a 📘 newly 🐝 married 👹 inter-racial 🚙 gay 💛 couple 🍆 burning 🏓 the 📗 American 👾 Flag!🍖

Thanks for the acc purchase! fast and very nice account :D

🔋 🌋 💎 📣 💚 🚕 🌸 🐟 🚙 🐳
📗 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🏀
🌽 🥗 😺 🍧 💗 💃 🎽 🕺 🥞 📕
"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less
efficiently." -Calvin's dad

If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care
nothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin

A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
-- Calvin
🎍 🌏 🐝 🚗 🥒 📀 👔 👾 😺 🚗

🍇⛳🍖🎽👃👾🐛📒🏓
👳💃📘🎄👹📗🎫📀🌋
🐳🚕💚👔🎈🎁🎄🥗🍖
📘🌽👃🥒👾🏀🎍🥞🚘
🚗💃🕺😺🍆🍇📣🐊💄
💗🍧🐛📀🎫👑🚙🌂⛳
🎽🌸🐝📒💎🐠👽🌏📕
👳📗🏓💙🔋⚡🌳💛👹
🐟🚙👾💄💛🎫👃🎍🌂

📀 -- 🥒 -- 📣 -- 💗 -- ⛳ -- 🐳 -- 📗 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- 👹 -- 🌳 -- 🌏 -- 🥗
My own dear love, he is strong and bold
And he cares not what comes after.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold,
And his eyes are lit with laughter.
He is jubilant as a flag unfurled --
Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him.
My own dear love, he is all my world --
And I wish I'd never met him.
-- Dorothy Parker, part 1

A little word of doubtful number,
A foe to rest and peaceful slumber.
If you add an "s" to this,
Great is the metamorphosis.

🚘 -- 🐝 -- 🚗 -- 🌂 -- 🎍 -- 🐟 -- 👑 -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 🍧 -- 🎽 -- ⚡ -- 🕺 -- 🏀

👽Peter: 🏀 [slurring, 🎄 drunk] 🏓 This 💛 comedian 💙 sucks. 💃 He 📘 couldn't ⛳ make 🎁 me 👹 laugh 🍧 even 📒 if 🥒 I 👑 was 🌳 laughin' 🍇 my 🎈 ass 👾 off 👃 and 🐊 he 🌸 was 💚 the 🐠 one 🍧 makin' 📒 me 🐛 do 💗 it. ⚡ Come 💎 on, 🚘 skinny, 🌋 make 🚕 me ⛳ laugh! 👽 Lois: 👳 Peter, 🎫 that's 🚗 a 🎁 microphone 💄 stand. 🕺 Peter: 👔 Oh, 📘 well, 🌳 excuse 🌽 me 🍖 for 🥞 thinkin' 🌂 that 🎽 a 🚙 microphone 📗 stand 💙 in 📣 a 💃 comedy 👹 club 🔋 should 📀 tell 🐟 a 💛 joke 🎍 or 🏓 two. 🌏 I 🥗 guess 😺 I'm 🎈 just 🐳 old-fashioned 🎄 that 🍇 way.🐝

🐝🌂👔😺📘⛳🏀👾💚
👑🌸👳🎍🚘🍖💃🎽🕺
📣💄🐟🚕🐛💎📀🐠🥗
💛🍧🎈📗👽🎫🚕🌂🐛
🍇📣🏓🎈🍧👑🥗📕🐟
🌳⚡📒🥒🚘🚗💙🌋📗
👃🍖🌽🎍👔💗💛🌏💚
👳🐠🎄🍆🎽⛳📀👹🐳
🌸😺🕺🎁🚙📘💃🔋🏀

Yes

🕺📣🍆🌸🌂🚕🎫🐛🚙

👔

👽

GoD

♥ 👾 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👽
Bondage maybe, discipline never!
-- T.K.
♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📀
"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?"
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👳

📀 ✫ 👔 ✫ 🌳 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🎫 ✫ 👹 ✫ 📗 ✫ 🐝 ✫ 📒 ✫ 💄 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🎄 ✫ 🐊 ✫ 🌂 ✫ 🥞
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might
think you're hot.

"The X-Files: E.B.E"

Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk
through fire for a woman Mulder.
Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you
again Scully.

"The X-Files: Fire"
📘 ✫ 🚗 ✫ 📣 ✫ 🚘 ✫ 🌳 ✫ 👔 ✫ 🥗 ✫ 💛 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🎽 ✫ 👃 ✫ 🚙 ✫ 💃 ✫ 🚕 ✫ 👾

📣🌂🍧⛳🏀 |What are you devoted to| 🎽📀🌽🐛🌸🍆🐊👑
🏓💎🚗📗🚕 |creating, in the New Year?| 🐳🚘⚡🌳💗🎫🕺😺

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒆, 𝒄𝒖𝒛 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒆..

🔋 🌸 🐝 👾 🎫 🥗 🌂 📒 📘 🐛
👑 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📕
👹 🍇 👳 💚 📣 🏀 💎 ⛳ 🐟 🐠
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then
it's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- Calvin

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in
the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin
💛 👽 🎄 🐳 🎈 👃 💃 🌽 🚙 🌏