Once upon a time, there was a Gooner. Gooner would always creep in the toilets or watch through sunroofs while gooning. Nobody knew why Gooner always gooned instead of edging. But that was until Gooner met Edgar things started to escalate.

Gooner showed Edgar how he could goon so much so that Edgar could try it as well. When Edgar started gooning the Goonverse exploded and created the 5th dimension, Gooniverse.

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