(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠಠ Son...
ಠಠ Put.
ಠಠ The Tables.
ಠ_ಠ Back
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER‏‏‏‏!

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.