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Savage's Law of Expediency:
You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
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Cubert: "Robots are very good at keeping secrets."
Bender: "No, we're not, you little bed-wetter. Oops, I'm sorry."
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toilet toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Why are there always boycotts? Shouldn't there be girlcotts too?
-- argon on #Linux
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Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.

Krusty Gets Busted
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QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here,
Stay, here..." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me
and just keeps on typing.
-- Steven Wright
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